doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
I feel like such an asshole but I’m laughing so hard
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Fuckin’ Betty Crocker recipe book….
It’s funny because many of their employees actually read Homestuck
Betty Crocker: The true trolls in the fandom
(Source: nekoengies)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
(Source: donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.cm)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
because he can that’s why
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGANS THO